A meme coin. A very unnecessary phone.

Keep your kidneys.Upgrade your meme.

Meet KIDNEY and MemePhone. A coin for the joke. A digital phone to make it yours.

Golden pixel-art KIDNEY coin
Keep your kidneys. Upgrade your meme.
More memes.Fewer bad decisions.Keep both.

Four models.One questionable obsession.

Meet the proposed Genesis collection. Pick a model and give it a personality in the studio.

Collection concept

MemePhone

The original flex.

All the essentials. None of the urgency.

Try this model
Collection concept

Pro

A little more extra.

For professionally unserious people.

Try this model
Collection concept

Max

Big meme energy.

More room for your questionable takes.

Try this model
Collection concept

Ultra

Completely unnecessary.

Because “enough” was never an option.

Try this model

Artwork, holder thresholds and claim dates will be announced before the collection opens. Studio previews do not grant ownership.

Your phone.Your punchline.

Pick a model, choose a color and write something worth sending to the group chat.

Free to try. No wallet needed.
MemePhoneInteractive preview
$KIDNEY

Keep your kidneys. Upgrade your meme.

MemePhoneKeep both.

Square PNG · 1080 × 1080

Model
Color
37 / 96

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Every upgradestarts the same joke.

New cameras. New colors. A price that makes the internet count kidneys. KIDNEY keeps the joke going. MemePhone gives it a place to live, with digital collectibles you can make your own.

Keep your organs. Bring your sense of humor.

From meme to collection.

  1. Try it nowAvailable in this preview

    Make it yours.

    Make and download a MemePhone card. All four models are available in this demo.

  2. At token launchPlanned

    Meet KIDNEY.

    Find the verified contract and trading link here. Holding-based eligibility rules will be published separately.

  3. When claims openPlanned

    Claim your phone.

    If your address qualifies under the published rules, claim a digital collectible. The claim system still needs testing.

The coin behind the joke.

There is no verified KIDNEY contract or trading link on this page yet.

Network
Robinhood Chain
Ticker
$KIDNEY
Token contract
Not published yet
Launch status
Prelaunch

Trading is not open here

When KIDNEY goes live

  1. Use a wallet that supports Robinhood Chain and fund it with ETH on that network.
  2. Open the trading link published here and compare the complete token contract.
  3. Review the amount, fees and price impact in your wallet before confirming.

Fair questions.

Is this an actual phone?

MemePhone is a proposed digital collectible and an interactive website experience. There is no physical phone, device shipment or redemption promise.

Is KIDNEY live?

This is a prelaunch preview. We have not published a verified token contract or a trading link here. Making a meme does not buy tokens or mint an NFT.

How do I get a collectible?

The proposal is to base Genesis eligibility on KIDNEY held during a defined period. Thresholds, dates, costs and final rules are not set. They will be published before claims open.

Can I sell my phone?

The proposed collectibles would be transferable. A sale still needs a buyer and supported trading infrastructure. No resale price, minimum value or income is promised.

Will it appear in my Robinhood account?

Our website is the intended gallery. Visibility in other wallets depends on their support. A Robinhood Chain asset is not a Robinhood brokerage listing, and brokerage accounts do not support NFT airdrops.

Is this connected to Apple or Robinhood?

KIDNEY is an independent meme project. Apple and Robinhood do not sponsor or endorse it. Robinhood Chain names the intended network.

Good memes. Intact kidneys.

Make your first meme